i shalt not apologize, regret, nor cease to exert my fangirl feels 

for you, my pompous fellow, are living in a sad world of denial.

I can’t wait for all the Timmy haters to

Happy Bum Day

his well being affects me too much

I’m not worried about Tim’s pitching, I’m worried about his confidence. Tonight he had his game face on, ready to go, not taking any shit. But I wonder what he felt like on the inside. What it feels like to be blamed for everything, and to take the blame for everything. What it feels like to have all these fans doubting him and shunning him and worrying about him. I’m sure he feels like shit. He’s being trying his fucking heart out every start - that I can tell - but it hasn’t been paying off in one way or another. I think he will be fine - he’s only been having one rough inning like EVERY PITCHER HAS - and I’m glad he’s getting those out of the way early in the season. I just wish I could be there for him personally.

IF I SEE ANY

“TIM FUCKED THIS GAME UP AND HE SUCKS AND SHOULD QUIT FOREVER” BULLSHIT ON MY DASH

I AM FUCKING MURDERING YOU AND YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR CAT

THE END

Tim > Zito. Stop comparing them. Thank you.
Let’s talk about the offense’s “slump” - the bullpen’s “slump”

Because I’m really fucking sick of hearing about Timmy’s so-called “slump.” I wish everyone would just shut the fuck up. I’m about to take a hiatus from social media all together because I’m tired of dumb people who don’t know baseball thinking Timmy is still doing bad when he’s doing just as good as anyone else right now. Fuck you

I APOLOGIZE ON BEHALF OF TIM LINCECUM HIMSELF FOR NOT BEING PERFECT EVERY SINGLE TIME

I’M SORRY HE’S NOT THE ROOKIE SENSATION HE “USED TO BE”

I’M SORRY HE’S HUMAN AND HAS REGULAR STARTING PITCHER STRUGGLES LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

I’M SORRY I DON’T THINK HE’S “STRUGGLING” ANYMORE BECAUSE HE’S JUST FUCKING HUMAN AND HE’S DOING JUST AS WELL AS ANYONE ELSE RIGHT NOW

SORRY BRO

SORRY

#endvent

#donewiththisshit

Timmy Badger don’t give a fuck